i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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