So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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