guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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