Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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