EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
We need to get me chipped asap
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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