I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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