Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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