if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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