I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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