Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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