I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
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