i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
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