ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I can't turn off my feet"
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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