Don't you send me to vm
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
3pm strippers are depressing
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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