As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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