This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Why can't burritos get me drunk
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
