i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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