Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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