You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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