Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I currently don't understand fingers.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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