There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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