JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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