"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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