you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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