you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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