She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Randomize
