This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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