i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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