I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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