hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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