I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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