I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
If I die, sorry about rent.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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