? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Randomize
