If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
it's great music for shaving your balls
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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