I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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