they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
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