you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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