woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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