who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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