No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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