i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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