When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
sex on a bike is impossible
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