i don't like sucking hair
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Randomize
