You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Randomize
