Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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