This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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