I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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