She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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