Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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