No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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