Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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