No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
we should paint friendship bongs
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