Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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