Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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