return my video game
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
Randomize